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Top 10 reasons why sex is financially rewarding

May 23rd, 2007 at 11:18 pm

10. Good sex keeps you healthy. It is the best exercise in the world. Saving you money on medical cost and gym fees.

9. Good sex keeps you from spending money as easily. You want to keep your clothes off. Face it, it is much harder to spend money naked than fully clothed.

8. Good sex makes you want to spend TIME, not money on the one that you want.

7. Good sex makes you crave your partner and not starbucks. You will save a fortune on not splurging on little things that make you happy for a brief moment. The knowledge that your cravings will be filled for hours at home will stop you from spending on little expenses through out the day.

6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills.

5. Good sex makes you want to plan for your future. It is so much easier to plan for a great future when you know what one aspect of your life will be.

4. Good sex is a great way to cut down on entertainemnt expenses. Do you really need the dinner, movie, and the perfect outfit?

3. Good sex is a vacation everytime. Do you really need to spend thousands seeing Mickey Mouse in his little red button shorts? Or would you rather see your mate without any pants on at all?

2. Great sex saves you hundreds on utility bills. You create your own heat in the winter and ice cubes are now much more exciting in the summer.

Tie for the number ONE reason...depending on if you are career minded or family minded.....

1. Great sex puts you in a different frame of mind. Your co-workers wonder if you have successfully gained a new promotion or if you know something that they donít know. It will drive them nuts, putting you in a position to out perform them. They will spend their time worrying, why you have the confidence to get the job done.

or

1. Just the thought of you having sex will make your children run and hide. They can't ask you for money if they are hiding from you.

78 Responses to “Top 10 reasons why sex is financially rewarding”

  1. shiela Says:

    hahaha! Great list.

  2. Broken Arrow Says:

    Oooh, I like this one! Looks like a winner!

  3. Fern Says:

    Great sex can be VERY financially unrewarding if it results in children. Smile

  4. pretty cheap jewelry Says:

    Folks!!! Notice this woman has 7 (yes count them SEVEN) children!!! Hee hee, actually this is a FABULOUS second entry to a new blog

    W*E*L*C*O*M*E

  5. LuckyRobin Says:

    I like the one about the children hiding at the thought of it so they can't ask you for money. I don't know about the eat less part though. Really good sex can make you ravenous!

  6. mariejensen2007 Says:

    I think you should win the top ten contest! Can I ask your advice? How do you still have good sex after 7 kids????? Smile

  7. john Says:

    Sounds like you have had too much practice with your 7 kids. How about stopping so that we don't have to support your lazy ass.

  8. momandmurray Says:

    John,

    My lazy ass........worked three jobs in high school. College was mostly scholarships, but I remained working two and sometimes three jobs to save $60,000 to start my first business at age 23. As a Domino's Pizza Franchisee, I operated one of the company's best stores earning 54 natinal awards over the next 13 years. Paying cash for each and every expense. I employed over 700 people at three different Domino's Pizza locations over the years. Sold the business in 1999. $740,000 .I also began and operated a catering business in Branson Missouri that catered to all the music shows. My lazy ass.......was a major part in winning the CMA Venue of the year for The Grand Palace. My services were used by Garth Brooks, Reba McIntire, Bill Cosby, The MAdrells, Charlie Daniels, Johnny Cash, Wayne Newton, etc.........Start up for businees was 2300. Sold for $120,000. Sports card shop was a hobby that turned into me employing three men to travel to card shows. The profit over three years was $210,000. The children's resale shop I opened with a friend was a complete diseaster. I ended up giving her my half of the business after a year, but still I still made a profit of 8 grand. The bar and restaurant I built was from 2000 and I sold in 2004 for 1.2 million. So you do the math. My lazy ass ......has made a living for the past 20 years plus have over 2 million to show for my efforts.

    I owned and operated those businesses so I could have, raise, and support a large family. I set my own hours and I am proud to say I have never missed a dancing lesson, baseball game, school event, homework sessions, or first moment. My offices always had a nursery and I have never had my children left in the care of others.( Babysitters for dates with my husband , do not count.) I am blessed to be able to support my husband as a United State Marine. I was blessed to have him home most of the time. He was an important part in raising our children. When he was protecting our country I was with our children 24/7, when he was home, my lazy ass was working as much as possible.

    My lazy ass has put dinner on our table 5 nights a week for over 20 years. My lazy ass has been a Girl Scout leader for over 18 years. I am an active member of the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Muscular Dystrophy Association, P.T.O., Booster Club, and Marine Military Support Unit.

    My children are active and excel in school. My children have been involved in soccer, basketball, football, volleyball, basketball, drama, wrestling, cheerleading, french club, german club, softball, scouting, dance, gymnastics, track, cross country, FFA, National Honor Society, etc.

    Our oldest is in her third year of college and then off to law school. She is one of the top ten dancers in the United States and dances all over the world in her spare time.

    Our second just completed her first year at KU in the engineering department. She is also on the Women's rowing team. Rock Chauk Jayhawk.

    So the list goes. My lazy ass.........has raised happy, health children. I have been successful and failed at business. But, I proudly support my community with my time and funds. I have never owned a credit card and I have two loans in my life. I have never owed a cent to anyone, nor have I ever needed, too.

    I beleive my life has been one of great strength,loyalty, laughter, and a yes a great deal of good sex. I deserve to have my world rocked. You only live once. I treasure every moment I have alone with my mate. He and I have made a contribution to the world in more ways than one. He defended our country and I defended our future. One day, when one, if not all of our seven children make the world a better place through their endevours......please remember their MOM and her lazy ass!!

    I would proof read this and correct spelling, but I have to go to swimming lessons now,then school end parties at two of the kids classrooms as room mom. This afternoon is full of dancing lessons, bike riding, and one has a band try-out. My evening will be spent making 300 creme puffs for a friends party tomorrow evening. Please keep in mind, My lazy ass will be cooking dinner, reading and bathing the two babies. Helping the older three get last minute touches to their school finals and if all goes well....I will be getting my lazy ass laid!!

  9. swan Says:

    Wow! Where do you get all that energy? With my two kids and full time job, some days I can barely muster enough energy for lackluster sex! Smile

  10. Jimminy Says:

    Wow, sensitive much?

    Chill out, just some teenage troll but thanks for your life story anyway.

  11. broke Says:

    Bull crap. I had sex 6 years ago and so far in the last 5 years it has cost me literally just over $61,000. It's all relative. I'm broke and she's riding high on the hog. Men, don't let this happen to you.

  12. James Says:

    wow, can you say mother of the year... or last 20 years... Smile

  13. Austin Says:

    Great job!

    You're getting mad traffic - that's awesome!

    Remember, you're arguing with star wars geeks that jerk off and really RESENT your sex life and they don't ever want to have kids because they wouldn't want anyone to go through what their uncle put them through.

    Austin

  14. yaryar Says:

    te he, don't let them get to you. even responding to comments like that is nothing more than a waste of your time and gratification for the person who posted them.

    you are allowing everyone to see personal details about your life, there will certainly be harsh critics and rude comments. just forget it! =)

  15. Beth Says:

    I hope number 9 is true. Hasn't been so far but maybe soon

  16. these guys are haters! Says:

    dont sweat these haters. it sounds like they've got nothing better to do than troll, while you are busy being the kind of mother someone should give an award to. bravo! good luck with the blog, dont let the anonymous hordes get you down.

  17. Brad Says:

    yaryar is right... getting you to respond to their posts is their equivalent of good sex... they wriggle and orgasm knowing they've pissed you off enough to respond.

    Good list though. FORNICATE ON!

  18. Melissa Says:

    You know, you just recognize people who don't have good sex by the way they feel bothered by those who do. All these people criticizing you just have nothing better to do...

  19. Miguel Says:

    Makes a whole lotta sense... The tricky part will be getting women to accept this idea. LOL

  20. Ian Says:

    You're not getting 'mad' traffic in the sense that people are coming here to argue (but are in the sense that it's insane). It's Fark traffic - you've been Farked. We all have nothing better to do than troll.

  21. Limewater Says:

    ddp623
    What the heck are you talking about?

    You are reading this woman's BLOG, but you complain that nobody wants to hear her life story?

    Then why the crap are you reading her blog in the first place?

    That's like buying Jimmy Carter's autobiography, taking it home, and then putting it down ten pages in saying, "I didn't want his whole life story!"

    Man, use your head for something other than a hatrack.

  22. Li Says:

    You're been farked!

    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2834707

  23. Badoozie Says:

    momandmurray - nice return serve.

  24. John Says:

    I am e-mailing this to my wife. Maybe then she will get the hit that we should have sex 2-3 times a week rather then maybe once.

  25. Anon Says:

    "6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills."

    Thousands less? Wow that's an awful lot of sex.

  26. Distance Says:

    First of all, thank you for taking the time to actually share parts of your experiences in life. Everyone, yes even johnny and ass goblin, learn from the lessons taught by those that have been and done things they could only dream of doing. Keep in mind that one day it will be your daughter who will be sitting there sending people to jail, prison and other correctial institutions just like the boys on this page. Then maybe their cute comments and ascii drawings of stick figures might be appreciated. If some coloring books and a 24 pack of crayolas were placed in front of them, they would be as easily amused as they crave the attention. Maybe submitting their art to the local grocery store for the easter egg coloring contest. The most these boys will ever accomplish in life is a free bike and a blue ribbon at best posing as a small child. also remember it is those losers that admit to stumbling onto your blog because someone else posted your page on fark. What got their attention? Good sex. something they lack. If they were getting it, they would be agreeing with you and not trying to knock it. Another one of their obvious actions. The more they post and comment the more you can read into their actions. They see the word sex and instantly they assume its porn. When it isnt they resort to aol chat room ascii drawings and 4th grade comments. However notice the one does try so very hard to gain your attention by constantly commenting.
    Smart? I think not. After three comments, it can be turned into harrassment. The fact that a link posted by one has the word "rape" in it automatically turns it into sexual harrasment. The so called drawings, another harrassment. Think it isnt serious? First of all in the past year because of cyber stalking coming full force, they are cracking down on these people. Every comment, every IP is logged by the sites company... if they think they are smart they better think again and hope their lawyer is able to outsmart the ones going against them one day.
    If they are on a schools computer, it wont be that hard to figure out who was using that one at that time...then it becomes another problem. his school, his parents, his family. If not, it becomes his respect and maturity to all the girls he wants to date in the future. Not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.

    Point is to all of this. you have the power to stop them. He knows it, you now know it. Nobody else finds it amusing except the losers that came here for the same reason as they did.

    Another humorous point? Its your pizzas those boys end up ordering when they sit at home with no female beside them reading articles trying to find some perversion to them. Wink These boys are paying YOU! Good job!

  27. momandmurray Says:

    Okay!!! So, I am new at this! I learned yet another valuable lesson!! I apologize for explaining myself. I should have known better than to respond to such a silly comment. Jeff "The Advisor" sent me an email explaining that this sometimes happens to blogs and I should just ignore and delete rude and "Hate" comments. SO,........next time, I will do just that!!

    My intent for the "Top 10" was to make people smile and hopefully see a new spin on a very old activity. I did not mean to upset anyone or to cause any problems. I justed wanted to make a few people grin.

    Having said that..........thanks for making me feel good about more people in our society whom are looking out for their financial well being. I have had over 27,000 folks view my blog. Although, I have not contributed to anyones personal savings as of yet, I feel awesome that so many people are concerned and looking for ways to save a buck or two!! If know one has told you lately,.......you are awesome and should be commended for all your effort!!

  28. Deadplant Says:

    Too bad for those of us without a mate. (you insensitive clod) Wink Oh well. I've still got some cash, maybe I'll stop at the liquor-store on the way home.

  29. Shane Says:

    Hmm... yeah, well sex is great, but I find people who are that energetic make me more tired, especially being around them. I'm not a lazy person really, but I'm also someone that can appreciate life as it comes. I don't need to justify my existance with feats of super human accomplishments.

    If you do decide to become this person, maybe make sure your partner is of a like mind, or you might find yourself out of a relationship... but in the spirit of this article, that might save you a bundle too Smile

  30. Michael Says:

    Mommymurray...Way to go, lady! You made my day. My mother (God rest her soul) had seven kids and she was the most active woman in the world. Guys like John are assholes and I like nothing better than kicking assholes asses! It has been a looong time since I've had sex (my ex-wife kicked me to the curb) it is not that I have given up on sex (I miss the vibes) but I haven't met the right Lady yet. Thank you and you definitely made me smile and wish for the warm embrace of a good woman!

  31. Grammar Guy Says:

    "Mommy of seven writing about the way to keep a float in a ever expensive world."

    "afloat"

    "an ever"

    Grammar is generally important when you decide to write for a living. I'd understand a proofreading error in a long and rambling post, but not in your tagline.

    You mention in your profilic post of your life story thatyour daughter, well, here:
    "She is one of the top ten dancers in the United States and dances all over the world in her spare time."
    Exactly what does a blanket statement like this mean? That's quite a bit of bravado without any clarification.

    Also, my personal review of the list is "disappointing", especially coming from a fark.com link. It't not your fault. I blame the fark submitter for not finding higher quality content. I predict a large dropoff in weekly readership.

  32. Bailey Says:

    My husband sent me this link. I thought it was funny. We are on our third year of marriage and have more sex now than our first year. If we had done the marble jar our first year of marriage, I would be adding marbles right now instead of taking them away. The better you know someone, the better the sex.

  33. Lee in Texas Says:

    Hey Grammar Guy-
    Relax, man. Her site is not about grammar lessons. You can do that on your site. I know a guy who's worth tens of millions of dollars. I'd be surprised if he can spell his own name correctly. Don't sweat the small stuff.

  34. Bellybutton Says:

    Besides, Grammar Guy misspelled "It's" as "It't." I'm an English major, not an English Nazi like Grammar Guy.

    Anyway, my husband sent this to me, too. Ludicrous, but silly fun. I give you credit, Lady! You run circles around me. I'm exhausted just reading about everything you do. Good Luck!

  35. Meh Says:

    Married 15 years, still young in age.
    Last 10+ years = less than 50 intimate encounters.
    Intimate encounters thus far in 2007 = 0.

    Color me very disillusioned.

  36. Matt Says:

    Well, I'll admit about the Great Sex makes you eat less. Me an my fiancee have been having great sex and I've lost 20lbs!

    Don't know about the money though, she has a healthy shopping habit

  37. daniel Says:

    heh. good post, good comeback.

    but how come 3/4 million for the pizzas, 120k for the catering biz? seems odd.

    anyhow, keep on fu ... trucking.

  38. eliezer Says:

    I don't think the comment re: the immature posters being sexually frustrated is really accurate. The farker genus is not exactly like that. While I am sure some of them meet that description, most of them are simply of the decadent new, urbane comfort-loving lifestyle. These people believe that having seven children is disgusting, irresponsible, and socially reprehensible, which makes sense based on their value system. They refer to people like momandmurray as "breeders," usually with utter contempt. They believe that intelligent people 'take themselves out of the genepool,' by getting vasectomies, or tied tubes, using birth control or abortion. This is a justification of a comfort-loving lifestyle that holds the pleasuring of the ego above all other pursuits.

    I am the seventh of nine children. My parents are pretty far from being experts on 'personal finance,' and we're all OK, and they have enough money. It's not about money; that's just an excuse for this people. It's about an unwillingness to make sacrifices.

  39. anonymous Says:

    since when does sex equal marriage?

  40. OneHappyFarker Says:

    Ok, let me begin with congratulations! You have lived an inspiring life thus far and are surely not done yet. I'm sure your children will do you and your husband proud, as well as being a pillar of their communities.
    I'm a BIG fan of your list for several reasons, but chiefly because....well...I'm a guy!! Oh, and I like sex, thank you very much.
    As to Farkers and our ilk, well, I'm not really sure if urbane applies as a descriptor, though it might to some. We generally like things that are catchy, fun, quirky, odd, weird, examples of people doing dumb stuff, examples of people doing cool stuff, examples of people doing amazing stuff, examples of people beating examples to death...
    ANYWAY...I'm a father of two, a busy guy with two jobs (down from three) and yes, we do have sex. Frequently. I swear! (though, being a guy as I may have mentioned, I'm always looking for more!) So, I'll happily refute the claim that Farkers don't want kids, don't approve of large families, etc. My wife is one of 7, my Dad one of 3, I'm one of two (holding up the small-family end of the spectrum) and my mom is one of nine. So, if you can support your large, loving family...then DO IT!!! And, clearly, you are. With more than a little success.
    So, ignore the haters, thank the supporters and keep on blogging.
    Oh, and about the grammar and spell-check...well, it might be a good idea. But the best thing is to find your own voice, and write authentically. Write what you feel, what you want to say.
    and dont worry about the punctuation e e cummings didnt think it was too important Wink

  41. Tom Says:

    I like the quote by Woody Allen (I think in Annie Hall):

    "The worst orgasm I ever had was right on the money."

  42. andrew Says:

    I found this article via Fark and am blown away. I'm thrilled that straight people with kids can even find the time for sex! I did find an article about "alpha mothers" that are ultra driven. I applaud your success but did you or your kids have time to breath? I hope you enjoy the link:

    [url]http://momandmurray.savingadvice.com/2007/05/23/top-10-reasons-why-sex-is-financially-re_26392/

  43. Angie Says:

    Very funny! Now I just need to find someone to have good sex on a regular basis with.

  44. Nukka Says:

    Birds do it bees do it... isn't that how the saying goes? I never quite understood how talking about flying animals was a good way to explain sex to children... although it does spice it up a little. Sex should always be taken in good humour. For those of you who disagree and wish to look down on this blog entry... get your hand away from yourself, get out there and make some good ol' fashioned lovin'!!!

  45. mmbb Says:

    10. STDs.
    9. Depends on the price of the hooker.
    8. WHOOT! There goes 5 minutes...
    7. I can crave my partner only so much; I can crave coffee all day long. (subject to human limitations and appetites, of course...)
    6. Sex w/o Cool-Whip? Hershey's Chocolate Sauce? Sex isn't 0-calorie.
    5. I'm planning on falling asleep just as soon as we're done; you can plan all on your own by yourself after I'm done. DONE!!
    4. Porn to get into the mood isn't free.
    3. I like to go on vacation to meet new people and experience new cultures. Let's go poly/open!!
    2. See #5; batteries aren't cheap.
    1. You'll smell like sex.
    or
    1. Unless you're careful, you'll wind up with even more rugrats, which will certainly increase your expenses.

  46. yunakitty Says:

    You go, momandmurray! Don't even worry about the haters. You know that you rock when the trolls start coming, because they feed on trying to crap on things that are good. Still, it is annoying.

    And amen to you too, Bailey. I've been married 5 years. Every year, I think, "My god, I thought sex was awesome last year, it can't get any better than this!" Yet it does.

  47. lynda Says:

    ROFL!! I loved it. How funny!







  48. lynda Says:

    BTW for those blokes complaining their wives don't give out. Do some research into great sex. I would find every excuse in the book to avoid having sex. Then one night my hubby wowed me. It took him eighteen years to get it right, now I beg him for sex.






  49. Janny Says:

    hahah...sex is money saving indeed...but drains your energy i guess..ou need to buy food and replenish your body later on Smile

  50. Janny Says:

    sex...good way to pass time also...guess what do most people do when there's a long blackout? Smile

  51. Michael Says:

    Momandmurray...I posted yesterday and wanted to add something. I, too, retired from the United States Marine Corps after 20+ years and to do all of what you did and still support your "Marine" is honorable and noble. To hell with the asswipes and naysayers. Great post.
    Semper Fidelis!

    P.S. If you have any single friends that are of your way of thinking, send them my way to San Diego, CA

  52. lasy_ass_mother_of_7 Says:

    yeah ... she's lazy .. had 7 kids and she's never heard of contraception ? ... wtf!@!@ thanks for polluting the gene pool lady .. and p.s anyone can bake tollhouse cookies ... or make pizza , your are not significant nor are you a special *unique* snowflake ... look at the people with real accomplishments like scientists who cure cancer...P.S. I am disinclined to imagine all your kids have the same father ... let Pierre,Johnson,mr. O'holligans,Jose,Sing-Chio and Dimitry know how proud you are of them ...

  53. gunny Says:

    your post rocks You are on google eyes TYPE in sex is financially rewarding or financially rewarding you are hit first SEO (search engine optimization) has already worked for you

  54. lisagems Says:

    Wow, lasy_ass_mother_of_7, jealosy so becomes you.

    momandmurray, the only thing I dissagree with is number 9. With the advent of internet shopping, it is perfectly easy to shop naked. Way funny post, way special and unique as snowflake. heh.

    Oh, and grammar_guy. The statement 'one of the top ten dancers in the country' means exactly that. What about it do you find hard to comprehend?

  55. reality_blows Says:

    so, i liked the post, it was cute.

    to the author of this post. don't say you're selfless, everything you have in your post was about you or your family or trying to make your life richer or more fullfilled. let me guess you're a repub? try doing something for others. and don't use the tired excuse of going to church, that's more you crap.

    to all of the hubby's out there who don't get enough from their wife, divorce her and fine one who does. there are plenty of women out there like this lady. and no you don't need pills, if your wife doesn't turn you on that's what bj's are for.

    and finally to the condescending right wing neo con coont who thinks they 'know' farkers. you have no idea.



  56. momandmurray Says:

    reality_blows Says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 06:52 pm

    so, i liked the post, it was cute.

    to the author of this post. don't say you're selfless, everything you have in your post was about you or your family or trying to make your life richer or more fullfilled. let me guess you're a repub? try doing something for others. and don't use the tired excuse of going to church, that's more you crap.


    HMMMMMMMMMM! Never said or would ever begin to be selfless. I am all about me and my family! NO, I am not a republican. I tend to be a liberal democrat. I do vote for the best person for the seat, be that R or D or I. I do give of my time and money to others. And I never discuss religion, be it mine or others.

    Finally, thanks for the comment!

  57. momandmurray Says:

    gunny Says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 04:22 pm

    your post rocks You are on google eyes TYPE in sex is financially rewarding or financially rewarding you are hit first SEO (search engine optimization) has already worked for you

    Gunny...........thanks! That is so kewl! I appreciate the info!

  58. momandmurray Says:


    Concerning another comment about the seven K's have different fathers...........sorry.....all seven are from my husband and myself. We would have had more, but he was overseas a great deal for 8 years in the service.

  59. quack Says:

    ha JOHN got OWNEDDD...

  60. momandmurray Says:

    Michael thank you for serving our country as a Marine. Our gratitude goes out to you and all others who have served in any branch. Sorry I can't help with knowing others like me..........hard to beleive, but I don't talk about sex with our friends. 70,000 strangers, but not our close friends.

  61. momandmurray Says:

    lynda Says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 07:31 am

    BTW for those blokes complaining their wives don't give out. Do some research into great sex. I would find every excuse in the book to avoid having sex. Then one night my hubby wowed me. It took him eighteen years to get it right, now I beg him for sex.

    Congrads go out to you girl!! I am so glad someone else gets it!!

  62. momandmurray Says:

    yunakitty Says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 06:10 am

    You go, momandmurray! Don't even worry about the haters. You know that you rock when the trolls start coming, because they feed on trying to crap on things that are good. Still, it is annoying.

    And amen to you too, Bailey. I've been married 5 years. Every year, I think, "My god, I thought sex was awesome last year, it can't get any better than this!" Yet it does.

    We are the lucky ones! Thank you for living my list!!

  63. momandmurray Says:

    andrew Says:

    May 30th, 2007 at 08:03 pm

    I found this article via Fark and am blown away. I'm thrilled that straight people with kids can even find the time for sex! I did find an article about "alpha mothers" that are ultra driven. I applaud your success but did you or your kids have time to breath? I hope you enjoy the link:

    Yes, we had time to breath! I just made it a point that the kids should be able to experience their own interests. Unfortunately, their interests are mostly different from each others. I just didn't want them to be penalized by being a sibling of so many. Our only rule is that if you want to try or play something new, you have to stick it out a full season or sememster. HMMMMMM! Maybe that is why we have 12 musical instruments in the attic and only one is played. Got to love the drums!!

  64. momandmurray Says:

    anonymous Says:

    May 30th, 2007 at 04:23 pm

    since when does sex equal marriage?


    Please re read the list......doesn't say you have to be married. It does not refer to anyone but a mate. Some people's mates are men others women. ( Some, both ). Some mates are a few days others a few decades, and the lucky ones are for a life time.

  65. momandmurray Says:

    Janny Says:

    May 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am

    sex...good way to pass time also...guess what do most people do when there's a long blackout?

    Janny........yet another great idea! You are sharp!

  66. momandmurray Says:

    Tom Says:

    May 30th, 2007 at 06:29 pm

    I like the quote by Woody Allen (I think in Annie Hall):

    "The worst orgasm I ever had was right on the money."


    LOVE IT!!

  67. momandmurray Says:


    quack Says:
    lisagems Says:
    Nukka Says:
    Angie Says:
    eliezer Says:
    Matt Says:
    Deadplant Says:
    Bellybutton Says:
    Lee in Texas Says:


    Yall are just perfection!! Your views and comments made me smile. Smiling is always a good thing!!

  68. momandmurray Says:

    daniel Says:

    May 30th, 2007 at 03:32 pm

    heh. good post, good comeback.

    but how come 3/4 million for the pizzas, 120k for the catering biz? seems odd.


    Catering business was strictly off site. All business was done at customers location. No building, rent, utilities, etc........only investment was in silver service, chafing dishes, plates, glasses, utensils, etc..... business sold was strictly for customer base and clients. Domino's Pizza was 30 year leases, 10 year no competition clause with company, equipment, etc........

  69. momandmurray Says:

    mariejensen2007 Says:

    May 29th, 2007 at 09:41 pm

    I think you should win the top ten contest! Can I ask your advice? How do you still have good sex after 7 kids?????

    We date! ( each other ). He calls my cell and asks me out. Dresses up and even walks around to ring the doorbell. The kids give him a hard time about my curfew, where we are going, no drugs, no drinking and driving,etc.. He still holds my hand, opens car doors, rest his hand on my lower back to guide me through his world.

    We make each other a priority. Foreplay can be a naughty grin or sentenced whispered while cooking dinner. A promise of what will come later. A movie kiss in passing while getting the daily stuff accomplished. A note left on my bathroom mirror that wakes my senses. The way he looks when he shares his past with the kids, is one of unconditional love, just makes me want him more.

    We write down three new things we want to try and leave it for the other each week. You have to pick at least one. If the request keeps appearing, then you know you are doing something right. It becomes a part of our relations and we then move on to something else to add to the list. We never talk of the list, we just do it!

    Timing isn't always on our side. We don't get to have all the moments we want to share together. We have learned to cherish the time we have and make the best of it. We have also learned to survive on 5 hours of sleep. That makes for more opportunity and no interruptions.

    The secret to great sex is to be blunt, honest, laugh, be positive, adventerous, and be willing to trust your mate 100%. It isn't always perfect, but we are damn close!!



  70. momandmurray Says:

    Thank you to all that have voted for my top ten list in the contest.

  71. afl61 Says:

    "WOW"!! Where can I find a wife like you?

  72. pf101 Says:

    Excellent. I just forwarded this to a sexy financial friend. I love that my verification number was six...though shouldn't it have been sex in this case? ;-)

  73. Elli Says:

    Wow, so many jealous people! It just goes to show, you can't be happy and successful without others trying to bring you down.

  74. Regina Says:

    this is really funny, i like it!

  75. Shaun Rosenbergg Says:

    ha ha ha

  76. Lost in Thoughts Says:

    Haha WOW you sound like my mother. 9 kids in our family, and we STILL know what they're up to when they go off "checking cows" when we come to visit. 33 years and counting Smile way to work your "lazy ass" off!!!

  77. mickeylily Says:

    My boyfriend should read this! We have no sex more than 2 months!

  78. lanise Says:

    Sooo funny! Nice to laugh about saving. For most of us, saving is a joke. Sex and finance work for me.
    Lanise
    www.plentii.com

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